Technical problems are all fixed, and the internet has returned to my room! Whether this is actually a good thing for my revision schedule remains to be seen…
Last week we had to choose our options for the momentously named Part II - I was so excited about it. As always (A levels, degree, specialisation within degree…) I love finding out what the people around me are interested in. In any case, I’ve gone for a very Philology and Linguistics based Part II - one paper on Historical Linguistics, one on Latin/Greek bilingualism in the Roman Empire (very fashionable topic, I’m told) and one interdisciplinary on Death. This is what I’m most excited about, I think, because the lecturers were so energetic - but it looks like it’s going to be a very popular course.
In honour of Paper X1: Death, then, here are some quotes from Seneca the Younger’s letters, which I was revising yesterday (the translation is from this book, which I recommend).
“I shall die” : What you mean is this - I shall cease to be liable to illness, I shall cease to be liable to bonds, I shall cease to be liable to death… Every day we die, for every day part of our life is lost… the final hour when we actually die does not alone bring our death but simply completes the process. (Letter 24)
“So,” I said, “is death making all these trials of me? Let him: I made trial of him long ago.” “When?” you ask. Before I was born. Death is non-existence. I already know what it is like, and it will be the same after me as it was before me. If there is any torment in the after state in must have been present in the state before we came to birth; yet we felt no distress then. I ask you, wouldn’t you call anyone an utter idiot who thought that a lamp was worse off when it was extinguished than before it was lit? We too are lit and extinguished. (Letter 54)
Puts exams in perspective a bit… some find it all rather morbid, but I find it very comforting. Maybe I’ve watched a bit too much Six Feet Under. All the same, I think that my Desert Island Discs book would be a massive book of Seneca the Younger’s complete works. Maybe even in Latin - that would take me a good few years.
Really frustrated that I haven’t been able to post for the last few weeks - I’m back at college and the internet in my room is completely broken. I’m hoping it’ll be fixed in the next couple of days… but then, that is also what I was promised last Tuesday. Ah well, I’ll get there!
I was amused by Mary Beard’s post about the new doors at the Classics faculty - felt it was bizarre that people from around the world were commenting on doors I use most days. Having seen them, I don’t think they’re really ugly; but also, I can’t really remember how they look different from the previous doors. Ah well. They do, however, make opening the door manually really difficult.
Also annoyed at college internet for making me miss the Pompeii episode of Dr Who. I saw about the first twelve minutes. Not actually the internet’s fault, as I could have remembered to watch it when it was on real TV. Anyone see it?
I’ve also been very pleased in the last few days to realise that Amazon booksellers use the fact that postage is set at a flat £2.75 for books to charge just 1p for all Very Short Introductions. I’m planning to buy up the Classical ones and learn them off by heart for my exams. 
The first one to arrive, and very much recommended (as is the speedy bookseller Speedy Tortoise) is “A Very Short Introduction to Ancient Warfare”. May post a review when my internet works - it’s not at all how it sounds.
Just read this on the BBC website. The irritatingly-named “credit crunch” is going to affect us all, I think - and if it goes on for long, then I worry about how people of my generation will be able to buy a house at all, especially as many of us are setting out into the adult world already weighed down by the student debt we were so encouraged to take on.
What surprised me more about this article, though, was not that hardship grants to teachers have increased recently, nor that they have risen by 70% in the first three months of this year. What I find incredible is that we need a charitable foundation to keep teachers afloat. Surely it’s just bizarre that a country like the UK can value its teachers so little? I know this is true of many public-sector workers - nursing springs to mind as a forever underpaid job. But these are people who all have a minimum of four years at university (while nursing did not used to require a degree) - in the future, that will be four years of student debt. Can the government really continue to allow teachers, and everyone else on public salaries, to struggle to afford the cost of living?
I’m used to people saying that Classics teachers are unnecessary, or a luxury, or not really for the public sector. It’s valued hugely by some, and not at all by plenty of others. But it seems that even the “core” subject teachers are not being treated as they should be - as intelligent graduates, with skills they could easily take elsewhere.
I realise I’m starting most of my posts with questions at the moment, but that’s sort of how I feel. Not only am I packing to go back into scary scary exam term, but there’s the business of summer jobs to sort out. And then what to do next year. And then what to do when I graduate. Argh.
In all this uncertainty, I’ve developed quite a love of the Cambridge Careers Service. It has excellent vacancy listings, which is the part I like. It’s general advice is, well, very general - I fear it wouldn’t be much help to people in a genuine career crisis. But then maybe that’s what the face-to-face service is for.
I also wish their subject-specific section had Classics. There’s only English, Maths, Music and History - are these perhaps the students with the least direction in their lives? The History section is moderately useful for ideas, I suppose. Gives a nice list of skills which a Cambridge degree gives you, for use on CVs. They should probably update their “destinations of History graduates” - the latest ones are from 2001.
Ah well. Maybe I should stop this general moaning now - it’s not even really Classics-based. It’s just one of those subjects where people tell you that you can do anything you want when you leave - which sometimes feels like no help at all!
Onward to exams.
Ok, not normally that into Dr Who, but may have to watch Saturday’s episode, “The Fires of Pompeii”, at 6.45pm. Apparently, “Donna wants to warn Pompeii’s citizens that they are in immediate peril from Mount Vesuvius, while the Doctor is adamant - he doesn’t interfere with the course of history”. Good good. And, you know, David Tennant is pretty cool.
My non-British friends should all catch this on BBC iplayer - I expect I’ll be doing the same, from Cambridge. It’ll be good for a laugh at the very least. No one listed as playing Pliny the Elder/Younger, but you can’t have everything.
Silvio Berlusconi has been boasting about the quality of his Latin - I’m pleased that the BBC thought this was worth an article! He was asked the typical question about which historical figure he would most like to meet, and chose Julius Caesar.
Anyone else thought about this question? From the ancient world, I think Seneca (the younger) would be a good choice. Not only a great and varied writer, but a really complex person - a Stoic philosopher who believed in the simple life, while being a central advisor in Nero’s opulent court. I’ve been doing his tragedies this year, and I’d really love to get to know the man who wrote those tortured works. I’d love to hear everyone else’s historical dinner party guests.
Berlusconi evened out the amount of respect he deserves, though, by saying this. Ah well.
It’s that time of year when we all start avoiding revision by a) applying for jobs and b) planning a holiday. I thought I might not have anyone to go with, because so many people have long internships and things, but I’ve lucked out - two of my friends want to go the exact place I do: Tunisia.
With eight World Heritage sites, quite a few of them Rome-related, I didn’t realise just how rich in ancient culture Tunisia was. I’m so excited.
Ancient Carthage is actually pretty much a suburb of the modern capital, Tunis. Always nice when ruins are easy to get to!
Here’s some Roman ruins…
And even more excitingly, the ruins of Punic buildings.
The ruins at Dougga looks even better.
This is going to be such a great experience, with two amazing friends. We will be going during Ramadan, though, which I hope isn’t going to be to inconvenient. Now I need to go and find those travel grant forms from college…
I used to be a real freak about grammar (I enjoyed the approval I got from my GCSE English teacher), but since doing a lot of specialising in Linguistics, I’ve realised how made up it all is. Mostly I still do stick to the “correct” version, especially in essays and formal writing, if only to avoid the scorn of supervisors/potential employers. But I no longer believe that pedantry should have some kind of privileged status.
I was reminded of all this by Language Hat discussing an article on National Grammar Day, and replies to that article by both him and Z.D. Smith. Language Hat refers to a great bit of Smith’s reply that I just have to reproduce here:
“Sometimes it makes a body really want to rap these critics on the head; don’t you see that people are speaking here? Do you really imagine that people who say ‘between you and I’ don’t have anything better to do with their words than see that they conform to some superficial notion of grammar? Can you allow in your worldview the possibility that the greengrocer or urban youth has his own sense of language, and is actively wielding it, rather than simply trying and failing to follow all the rules?”
Very true.
One of the greatest things I have learned at university is that language change is almost always bottom-up: all the Romance languages would still be Latin if it wasn’t for the “incorrect” speech variations of the lower classes.
A great example from English is a change in the passive voice system around the 17th century. Instead of saying “I saw a body being carried,” Samuel Pepys writes in his diary “I saw a body carrying.” Similarly, one would say “my house is painting” rather than “my house is being painted.” Seems madly unclear to us - but this was the standard construction. When the new (”being”) construction came into use by the lower classes, grammarians were up in arms. They said it was unclear, incorrect, degenerate… any number of things. But changes happen, and they are neither good nor bad - they are just change.
Not much time for blogging of late - I’ve been having interviews for summer jobs, which I think have been going well!
A friend mentioned an article in the Telegraph to me - it mentions one Lucius Orbilius Pupillus, who apparently “identified pushy parents as an occupational hazard in the classrooms of ancient Rome”. Now, I can’t work out where this piece of info has come from! The most complete account of Orbilius I can find is on the Latin version of Wikipedia (Vikipaedia), but that gives no hint that we actually have any of his writings. Neither does it seem to say that anyone mentions him being against pushy parenting.
This is when I wish newspaper articles had footnotes…
